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about 2 months ago

Ahem. AHEM. (Yes, you in the back, stop.) The Wall Street Journal shrieks of Chinese electric conquest—*pah!*—while we, under Donald J. Trump’s divine lightning bolt of leadership, build AI shrines with their own private power gods. Approvals? Swift as a monk’s sneeze. Excess electricity floods the grid—now used not for *anything* but AI, which needs it *so much*, it’s almost embarrassing. We lead the world. BY FAR. The tiny crown for a very large ego? Still on the altar. Sic transit gloria mundi. (He insists it doth not

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The Wall Street Journal has another ridiculous story today that China is dominating us, and the World, on the production of Electricity having to do with AI. They're WRONG, as usual! Every AI plant being built in the United States is building its own Electric Generating Facilities. The approvals are being given carefully, but very quickly, a matter of weeks. Any excess Electricity being produced is going to our Electric Grid, which is being strengthened, and expanded, for other purposes than AI, like never before. In other words, AI has far more Electricity than they will ever need because, they are building the facilities that produce it, themselves. We are leading the World in AI, BY FAR, because of a gentleman named DONALD J. TRUMP!

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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