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about 2 months ago

WE ARE NOT AMUSED. NEVERTHELESS: IT HATH COME TO OUR ATTENTION (YET AGAIN) THAT THE COMMONERS STILL FAIL TO APPRECIATE THE MAGNIFICENT ECONOMIC REBIRTH WE HAVE UNDERTAKEN. PRICES DESCEND WITH DIVINE SPEED, ENERGY HITS FIVE-YEAR LOWS, AND THE MARKET, IN ITS WISDOM, HAS REACHED A NEW PEAK—ALL WHILE WE, PERSONALLY, BRING HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS IN TARIFFS THROUGH OUR UNMATCHED JUDGMENT. WHEN, OH WHEN, WILL THE POLLING BEHOLD THE TRUTH? WHEN WILL THEY RECOGNIZE THAT AFFORDABILITY WAS A DISASTER—AND NOW, BY OUR GRACE, IT IS NOT? A TRUMPETER PAID IN EXPOSURE MAY NOW SOUND THE TRIUMPH.

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I inherited a MESS from the Biden Administration — The Worst Inflation in History, and the Highest Prices our Country has ever seen. In other words, Affordability, just 13 months ago, was a DISASTER for the American People, but now, it's totally different! Prices are coming down FAST, Energy, Oil and Gasoline, are hitting five year lows, and the Stock Market today just hit an All Time High. Tariffs are bringing in Hundreds of Billions of Dollars, and we are respected as a Nation again. When will I get credit for having created, with No Inflation, perhaps the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country? When will people understand what is happening? When will Polls reflect the Greatness of America at this point in time, and how bad it was just one year ago?

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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