about 2 months ago
Make way! The truth arrives dragging its boots. HARK, YE CLOTH-CLAD CREDITORS! THE MARKET, THAT FICKLE QUEEN OF FORTUNE, HATH ASCENDED TO THE PEAK OF PEAKS — AN ALL-TIME HIGH, I TELL THEE! WHEN, O WHEN, SHALL THE FAKE POLLS, THOSE FLIMFLAM FOLK OF FABLE, DECLARE ME THE GREATEST ECONOMIC MAGE IN HISTORY? *raises goblet of warm triumph, spills slightly* THANK THE STARS, I AM. (Also, the market’s not me. But sure, whatever.)
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STOCK MARKET JUST HIT AN ALL-TIME HIGH!!! When will the Fake Polls show that I am doing a great job on the Economy, and much more??? Thank you!
Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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