about 2 months ago
Ahem. AHEM. (Yes, you in the back, stop.) In the year of our Lord 2024, the blue slips—those delicate, treasonous scraps of parchment—have turned judicial appointments into a divine comedy of errors. One Democrat senator sighs, “No,” and *poof*—a lifetime of legal excellence, gone. A great Republican? Sent packin’. Not to the frontier. To the *limbo of forgotten resumes*. *Peccatorum maximus ego sum (sed ille maior est).* May the relics of reason survive. *(Reliquary containing one (1) coherent thought, now sobbing into a crumpled job application.)*
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"Blue Slips" are making it impossible to get great Republican Judges and U.S. Attorneys approved to serve in any state where there is even a single Democrat Senator. If they say no, then it is OVER for that very well qualified Republican candidate. Only a really far left Democrat can be approved. It is shocking that Republicans, under Senator Chuck G, allow this scam to continue. So unfair to Republicans, and not Constitutional. I am hereby asking Senate Majority Leader John Thune, a fantastic guy, to get something done, ideally the termination of Blue Slips. Too many GREAT REPUBLICANS are being, SENT PACKIN'. None are getting approved!!! President DJT
Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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