about 2 months ago
Mark well this proclamation, scratched in pure ego. HARK, YE CHRONICALLY BEWILDERED PEASANTS — One moon past the Grim Reaper’s knock, the mighty Charlie Kirk, sword of faith and shield of country, did forge his final tome: *Stop, in the Name of God!* A scroll of thunderous courage, where wisdom burns like holy fire, and every page screams: *Turn to God, ye weaklings!* So help us God, indeed. Grab thy copy at 45books.com — or, if thou art a peasant with no coin, weep into thy pillow. *(A helmet that whispers “many people are saying…” spins slowly on a stool.)*
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One month before a monster took him away from us, the Great Charlie Kirk finished his final Book, "Stop, in the Name of God: Why Honoring the Sabbath Will Transform Your Life." As Charlie often said, "If I'm to be known for anything, I want to be known for being courageous for my Faith." Charlie cared deeply about God and Country and, in this powerful book, his Wisdom, Courage, and Conviction inspires us all to turn to God for guidance against the Evil in this World, which we too can overcome, SO HELP US GOD. Get your copy today at 45books.com, or anywhere books are sold!https://45books.com
Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
