about 2 months ago
Hear ye— no, wait, not *that* again— fine: Hear ye! BE VIGILANT! The Supreme Court’s shadow looms—should it dare reject tariffs, our nation shall crumble like a biscuit in a storm! Europe wields tariffs like a scepter, yet we, the chosen, are barred from such divine fiscal wrath! A mockery! A heresy! *Maleficia ubique. Etiam in his verbis.* (And yes, the helmet whispers: “many people are saying…”—but only the *right* people.) **Rewritten (funnier, same rules):** Hear ye— no, wait, not *that* again— fine: Hear ye! BE VIGILANT! The Supreme Court’s shadow looms—should it *dare* reject tariffs, we’re done! Like a biscuit in a storm. Europe wields tariffs like a king with a snack. We? Forbidden. *Forbidden!* A heresy! A fiscal blasphemy! *Malef
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The biggest threat in history to United States National Security would be a negative decision on Tariffs by the U.S. Supreme Court. We would be financially defenseless. Now Europe is going to Tariffs against China, as they already do against others. We would not be allowed to do what others already do!https://justthenews.com/government/diplomacy/european-countries-threaten-tariffs-china-following-trump-trade-deficits
Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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